Increasing my productivity

I am done partying. Weekend classes, working as a nail salon slave, school, applying for jobs, and all the other crap is really draining me.

From now on, I am limiting my outings to once a month until I get an internship, a legit job, and a bar tending job. Don't let me go anywhere fun until I get all of these by the end of this month, I give you all permission to slap me if you see me out not being productive.

How should I spend my valuable one outing per month this month...? oh wait, its already been used up. My life is now strictly productive.