" It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is...dary!" - Barney
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
My Lamp ate my Laptop
A tragedy happened today, a tragedy so immense that I have to stop dead in my tracks when I am really suppose to study, to document it. I suppose it was fate that allowed for the victimization of my Shao Bai(Yes...my gigantic sony laptop that I bought not too long ago).
I am cursed with all electronic gadgets, take for instance my desk lamp.

For some twist of fate, my lamp's stem came completely disconnected from the base. I tried to fix it with masking tape and it actually worked for a little. Little did I know, my vicious lamp had premeditated intentions to take a bite out of my laptop. It tipped over and landed on the edge of my laptop while i was watching speed racer... I lifted the head of the lamp off my laptop about half a minute after the fact. By that time,the lamp's bulb had devoured/ melted a generous portion of my Shao Bai. That's it, I'm sentencing my lamp to be incarcerated for life.


Unlike most other living things, shao bao will never heal =/ sigh...
I am cursed with all electronic gadgets, take for instance my desk lamp.
For some twist of fate, my lamp's stem came completely disconnected from the base. I tried to fix it with masking tape and it actually worked for a little. Little did I know, my vicious lamp had premeditated intentions to take a bite out of my laptop. It tipped over and landed on the edge of my laptop while i was watching speed racer... I lifted the head of the lamp off my laptop about half a minute after the fact. By that time,the lamp's bulb had devoured/ melted a generous portion of my Shao Bai. That's it, I'm sentencing my lamp to be incarcerated for life.
Unlike most other living things, shao bao will never heal =/ sigh...
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Oh the lengths I go for dragon boating
It feels so great to be out in the water again with cool people. It's been about 2 years since I've paddled and I have to say, I've lost my mojo. Nothing like a good race when you're out of shape and giving up in mid stretch. I forgot how much I love butt pads and extra ones for side cushioning. I'm considering wearing a full body pad set and a helmet for the next practice.
My gluteus maximus hurts. My leg is bruised.My back is sore. I think I need some tender love and care.
My gluteus maximus hurts. My leg is bruised.My back is sore. I think I need some tender love and care.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Bad Day
My day was bad becuse Ethan hit me and bonk me on my head also on my nose.
- hacked by my 6 year old niece.
- hacked by my 6 year old niece.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Increasing my productivity
I am done partying. Weekend classes, working as a nail salon slave, school, applying for jobs, and all the other crap is really draining me.
From now on, I am limiting my outings to once a month until I get an internship, a legit job, and a bar tending job. Don't let me go anywhere fun until I get all of these by the end of this month, I give you all permission to slap me if you see me out not being productive.
How should I spend my valuable one outing per month this month...? oh wait, its already been used up. My life is now strictly productive.
From now on, I am limiting my outings to once a month until I get an internship, a legit job, and a bar tending job. Don't let me go anywhere fun until I get all of these by the end of this month, I give you all permission to slap me if you see me out not being productive.
How should I spend my valuable one outing per month this month...? oh wait, its already been used up. My life is now strictly productive.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
Nightmare
I woke up at 12 30 this labor day Monday with cold sweats. I had a horrible dream last night. I was working at a garage bar for some reason, it was like an alcohol to go kind of a deal. I was working with two other bartenders and they were so mean to me. Then I got my first request for a margarita from this lady. I couldnt think of the recipe and it took me 1.5 hrs to make it. She kept complaining and I tried everything to make my pretend margarita look more like one. Then I get a knock on the order station, and I see an old friend. I get even more flustered. Right before I woke up, I overheard a news report on TV about a new korean garage bar thats been cheating people's money and I knew it was my doings. So my failure to make a margarita has made me a felon. hahah for the most part, it was a silly dream but I'm going to knock on wood and hope it never becomes a reality.
Moral of this dream, never forget how to make a fkn margarita.
Highball cup / bucket cup/ margarita glass
salted rim
rocks or blended
1 oz tequila
1/2 oz triple sec
Splash of Roses lime juice
Fill with sweet and sour
Straw and lime garnish
Moral of this dream, never forget how to make a fkn margarita.
Highball cup / bucket cup/ margarita glass
salted rim
rocks or blended
1 oz tequila
1/2 oz triple sec
Splash of Roses lime juice
Fill with sweet and sour
Straw and lime garnish
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