My Lamp ate my Laptop

A tragedy happened today, a tragedy so immense that I have to stop dead in my tracks when I am really suppose to study, to document it. I suppose it was fate that allowed for the victimization of my Shao Bai(Yes...my gigantic sony laptop that I bought not too long ago).

I am cursed with all electronic gadgets, take for instance my desk lamp.


For some twist of fate, my lamp's stem came completely disconnected from the base. I tried to fix it with masking tape and it actually worked for a little. Little did I know, my vicious lamp had premeditated intentions to take a bite out of my laptop. It tipped over and landed on the edge of my laptop while i was watching speed racer... I lifted the head of the lamp off my laptop about half a minute after the fact. By that time,the lamp's bulb had devoured/ melted a generous portion of my Shao Bai. That's it, I'm sentencing my lamp to be incarcerated for life.






Unlike most other living things, shao bao will never heal =/ sigh...